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10/02/2008: "Crazy black people; they're EVERYWHERE!"

Verdiacee Hampton Goston, a.k.a. Verdiacee Turner, a.k.a. Empress Verdiacee Tiari Washitaw Turner Goston El-Bey, is the head of the Washitaw Nation, or Washitaw de Dutgdahmoundyah, a group of black people who claim to be a sovereign Native American nation within the boundaries of the United States. She was mayor of Richwood, Louisiana in 1975-76 and 1980-84. She is the author of the book Return of the Ancient Ones.

“We been here,” declared the Empress, explaining that the original Native Americans were mostly of a dark complexion. She said the light-skin Indians of Hollywood fame were minority tribes in the Northwest that were mixed with the blood of Chinese invaders. “They made up less than a third of the total population of Indians on this land. White folks don’t owe Black people in America 40 acres and a mule. They need to get up off our land or start paying us some rent and taxes,” she said.

Doesn't sound crazy to you? Well here is more: "I was born in my placenta," Her Highness explains. "I kicked out of it on my own, and then [the placenta] rolled up on my head like a crown."

The empress explains the derivation of their name like this: "Ware-shittinwood or water-shitta-washita - now Washitaw." [Had to try hard not to fall off my chair from laughing over that one.]

Actually, there were some Washitaw here even before the Africans arrived, the empress says, dating to when all the continents of the world were one. Their lands - the lands of all the earth - were known by the indigenous term "Mu."

"Are you aware that you are from Mu?" the empress writes in the January 1999 Washitaw Post. "Are you aware that your beginning was with Queen Mu? She was actually Empress Moo."

Confused? "Muu is the name taught to all nations by the Creator," Goston explains in We are the Washitaw. "All over the planet, the cattle teach the same name, Muu. ... We are in a land called Muu, thus we are the Muurs. ... We are the Ancient Ones."

BREAKING NEWS: Descendant of the Empress Moo FOUND!!!

A Middletown, OH woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

Sources: 1, 2, 3

Replies: 12 Comments

on Thursday, October 2nd, Ann said

Why does crazy shit like this always seem to happen in Ohio?

on Thursday, October 2nd, Jessa said

Perhaps Ms. Allen is a member of the water-shitting (maybe it wasn't urine)"we dug da mound yo" mooers?

on Thursday, October 2nd, Ann said

I think there is a very strong possibility of this!!!!

As far as the "Empress"... it looks like she still has that placenta atop her head! (shudder)

on Thursday, October 2nd, Jessa said

Love the update! LMWAO!

on Thursday, October 2nd, Ann said

More crazy black people:

The video below is of Green candidate for President Cynthia McKinney who claims the government killed 5,000 prison inmates during Hurricane Katrina, dumping their bodies in a Louisiana swamp.



Life just doesn't get any funnier! Or crazier.

on Thursday, October 2nd, Jessa said

Cynthia McKinney? Isn't she the sow that chimped out and assaulted a security guard because he asked to see her credentials? Of course, she claimed it was "racism", though everyone was supposed to be wearing their security pass at all times (she didn't want to ruin her blouse.)

on Friday, October 3rd, Jessa said

Copy and paste the following (the comma in the URL seems to mess things up.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_29,_2006_Capitol_Hill_Police_Incident

on Wednesday, November 12th, Dixieman said

Those 5,000 "souls" got some justice! They got exactly what was coming to them!

on Friday, July 3rd, Lady Brown said

Hahahahaha! White people are funny Im enjoying the ignorance you'd think by now they would of grown out of it but I guess not they've been that way for centuries Its in their nature but N.E ways Africans traveld here about 100,000 year ago they were known as the [Olmecs] look it up white folks ya might learn something and as far as what Tiari was saying she was write we been here yall white folks have just been PERPETRATING like you'all normally do. Sucks to be you guys the fakes species ever. Lol And as far as blaming whitie please..... Maybe if you didn't still everybodies land, Identity, religion, culture, and people we could but since its done its too bad I have no remorse for the Ingnorant white folks you know the ones who refuse to belive the truth. The truth is we all came from Africa AKA [AlKEBULAN] AkA the Garden of Eden look it up white folks. We black people are are the first people there ever were God made us in his Image meaning what???? Think whitie.....

on Friday, July 3rd, The Problem Solver said

Lol. They said we're the problem lets ask evey race of people what race is the problem.... Ima speak for them its the Whities they've been a problem for centuries they're like that kid on the play ground nobody likes lol what ya'll need to do is stop blaming Alkebulans and start blaming yourself and then ask for forgiveness and the forgive your selves.

on Friday, July 3rd, Lady brown said

Hahahahaha! I just realized I may be blocked from telling the truth White people are so petty.lol

on Friday, July 3rd, Ann said

I will deal with you shortly.

Looks like we got a new pet here!

Why are you posting from a known spam ip address? We don't block people just because they are ignorant. We block people who utilize proxies, or who's ip's are listed as spam bot generating.

But yeah, we will deal with you regardless.