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09/12/2008: "JOKE: John McCain and Barack Obama in a Barber Shop"
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"
McCain replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells
like."
Replies: 4 Comments
on Sunday, September 14th, Ann said
I laugh at this more each time I read it!!! ROFLMAO!
on Thursday, September 18th, Whitey said
good one! where did you find it? the photo cracks me up too!
on Friday, September 26th, Ann said
I made it myself!
on Tuesday, September 30th, Ann said
Here is another one I found today:
Obama & a supporter were sitting in the Senate Barber Shop when McCain walked in to meet a friend. Obama whispered to his supporter, "See that guy? That's John McCain. He is the most senile Senator in the Senate. Watch this... I'll prove it to you.. I always play this trick on him."
Obama called out "John ... will you come over here?
McCain walked over to Obama & Obama reached into his pocket & placed a dollar in the palm of his left hand & placed 2 quarters in the palm of his right hand. Obama then said "John... which hand do you want?"
McCain picked up the 2 quarters & put them in his pocket and walked out of the Barber Shop with his friend.
Obama turned to his supporter & said "See... What did I tell you? McCain is such a fool. He falls for that all the time."
10 minutes later; the Obama supporter walks out of the Barber Shop & spots McCain coming out of the Senate Coffee Shop next door. The supporter stops McCain & says, "Senator... I just saw you awhile ago in the Barber Shop & I was wondering why you took those 2 quarters from Obama instead of the dollar?"
McCain replied "Well... the first time I take the dollar, the game is over."
